{"id":16746,"date":"2023-03-09T05:37:30","date_gmt":"2023-03-09T05:37:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/homeschoolingblogs.com\/?p=16746"},"modified":"2023-03-09T05:37:31","modified_gmt":"2023-03-09T05:37:31","slug":"baseball-jokes-for-youngsters-with-free-printable-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/homeschoolingblogs.com\/baseball-jokes-for-youngsters-with-free-printable-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Baseball Jokes for Youngsters (With FREE printable jokes!)"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/p>\n Batter up!! Baseball is America\u2019s sport and we are big fans at our house. Here are lots of friendly baseball jokes for the kids to share in the dugout.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n As always, all of our jokes are kid-friendly and clean. You can scroll down to the bottom of the post to get our FREE printable jokes that work great for lunchboxes, putting in baseball treat bags or \u201cjoke of the day\u201d fun! So scroll through our list and find your family\u2019s favorite clean baseball jokes!<\/p>\n Q: How long did the baseball player spend in the library?<\/strong> Q: Which baseball player loved \ufb01replaces?<\/strong> Q: Which baseball player makes pancakes?<\/strong> Q: What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?<\/strong> Q: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?<\/strong> Q: What\u2019s a baseball player\u2019s least favorite Star Wars movie?<\/strong> Q: Which baseball player holds the water?<\/strong> Q: Why is baseball stadium the coolest place to be?<\/strong> Q: How do baseball players keep in touch?<\/strong> Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?<\/strong> Q: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?<\/strong> Q: What are the rules in zebra baseball?<\/strong> Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?<\/strong> Q: What are lumberjack baseball players really good at?<\/strong> Q: Why did the baseball coach bring a traffic light to the game?<\/strong> Q: What keeps the beat in a baseball song?<\/strong> Q: Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball catcher?<\/strong> Q: How do baseball players stay cool?<\/strong> Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?<\/strong> Q: Which animal is best at hitting a baseball?<\/strong> Q: Why did the baseball player go to the car dealer?<\/strong> Q: Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?<\/strong> Q: Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?<\/strong> Q: Where shouldn\u2019t a baseball player ever wear red?<\/strong> Q: What do baseball players put their food on?<\/strong> Q: Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd base, or from 2nd base to 3rd base?<\/strong> Q: When should baseball players wear armor?<\/strong> Q: What did the baseball player do when the coach said to steal second?<\/strong> Q: What cartoon character is the best at baseball?<\/strong> Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?<\/strong> Q: What type of baseball do they play in England?<\/strong> Q: Why are baseball players so rich?<\/strong> Q: Where did the baseball player wash his socks?<\/strong> Q: Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?<\/strong> Q: Why don\u2019t baseball players join unions?<\/strong> Q: Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?<\/strong> Q: Why didn\u2019t the skeleton play baseball?<\/strong> Q: What is a baseball player\u2019s favorite thing about going to the park?<\/strong> Q: Why are frogs good outfielders?<\/strong> Q: What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?<\/strong> Q: Why are baseball games at night?<\/strong> Q: Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?<\/strong> Q: What do you get when you cross a pitcher with the Invisible Man?<\/strong> Q: Why are singers good at baseball ?<\/strong> Q: Where do baseball bats wash up?<\/strong> Q: What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?<\/strong> Q: What do catchers wear on Halloween?<\/strong> Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the baseball team?<\/strong> Q: Why didn\u2019t the dog want to play baseball?<\/strong> Q: Which baseball player wears the biggest helmet?<\/strong> Q: Where do pitchers go to dance?<\/strong> Q: Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug baseball teams?<\/strong> Q: Which state should the Pittsburgh Pirates move to?<\/strong> Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?<\/strong> Q: What is it called when a dinosaur gets a home run?<\/strong> Q: Who is the Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates?<\/strong> Q: Why shouldn\u2019t you play baseball in the jungle?<\/strong> Q. Why did the baseball player bring string to the game?<\/strong> Q. What runs around a baseball field but never moves?<\/strong> Q: What did the bumble bee baseball player say after crossing home plate?<\/strong> Q: Which great Yankee baseball player lived in a park?<\/strong> <\/p>\n Download your FREE printable baseball jokes.<\/p>\n If you want to do a joke a day with your family, all you need is an 8.5\u2033 x 11\u2033 sheet of paper or cardstock and your printer! You can print these lunchbox notes to leave around the house, surprise your kids with one in their lunch, or just take a laugh break together!<\/p>\n FREE PRINTABLE BASEBALL JOKES FOR KIDS<\/strong><\/p>\n If you\u2019re looking for more fun jokes for kids, check out funny football jokes for kids and Spring jokes for kids!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Batter up!! Baseball is America\u2019s sport and we are big fans at our house. Here are lots of friendly baseball jokes for the kids to share in the dugout. Baseball Jokes for Kids As always, all of our jokes are kid-friendly and clean. 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A: Five minutes. It was a short stop.<\/p>\n
A: Mickey Mantle.<\/p>\n
A: The batter!<\/p>\n
A: A fly swatter.<\/p>\n
A: \u201cCatch ya later!\u201d<\/p>\n
A: The Umpire Strikes Back.<\/p>\n
A: The pitcher.<\/p>\n
A: Because it\u2019s full of fans.<\/p>\n
A: They touch base every once in a while.<\/p>\n
A: A baseball team!<\/p>\n
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.<\/p>\n
A: Three stripes and you\u2019re out.<\/p>\n
A: She ran away from the ball.<\/p>\n
A: Being the cut-off man.<\/p>\n
A: To send signals.<\/p>\n
A: The base line. (bass line)<\/p>\n
A: He knew he had a chest protector.<\/p>\n
A: By sitting next to the fans.<\/p>\n
A: They both need a good batter.<\/p>\n
A: The bat.<\/p>\n
A: He wanted a sales pitch.<\/p>\n
A: New Jersey.<\/p>\n
A: They both have fowl mouths.<\/p>\n
A: In the bull pen.<\/p>\n
A: Home plates.<\/p>\n
A: 2nd to 3rd because there is a short stop in the middle.<\/p>\n
A: When they play knight games.<\/p>\n
A: He stole the base and went home.<\/p>\n
A: Homer Simpson.<\/p>\n
A: Babe Root.<\/p>\n
A: Tea Ball.<\/p>\n
A: Because they play on diamonds.<\/p>\n
A: In the bleachers.<\/p>\n
A: He heard that someone stole second base.<\/p>\n
A: They don\u2019t like to be called out on strikes.<\/p>\n
A: Never mind. It\u2019s over your head.<\/p>\n
A: His heart wasn\u2019t in it!<\/p>\n
A: The swings.<\/p>\n
A: They never miss a fly.<\/p>\n
A: A double header.<\/p>\n
A: Because bats sleep during the day.<\/p>\n
A: Oops \u2013 You just missed it.<\/p>\n
A: Pitching like no one has ever seen.<\/p>\n
A: They have a perfect pitch.<\/p>\n
A: In the bat tub.<\/p>\n
A: A throw rug.<\/p>\n
A: Face Masks!<\/p>\n
A: They needed a little team spirit.<\/p>\n
A: It was a boxer.<\/p>\n
A: The one with the biggest head.<\/p>\n
A: To the base ball!<\/p>\n
A: It takes too long to put their cleats on.<\/p>\n
A: Arrrrrrrrrkansas!<\/p>\n
A: Your breath!<\/p>\n
A: A dino-score!<\/p>\n
A: Captain Hook!<\/p>\n
A: There are too many cheetahs!<\/p>\n
A: So he could tie the score!<\/p>\n
A: A fence.<\/p>\n
A: Hive scored!<\/p>\n
A: Yogi Beara!<\/p>\nPrintable Baseball Jokes<\/h2>\n
More Jokes for Kids<\/h2>\n
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