I used to be a first-grade teacher so when I think of cold weather, I start to think of cold-weather animals like penguins. These Penguin Jokes for kids are good for any time of the year! But they work great during chilly winter months.
All of our jokes are clean and family-friendly. You can scroll down to the bottom of the post to get free printable lunchbox jokes!
Q: Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: What is even smarter than a talking penguin?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
A: Admiral Byrd.
Q: Why are penguins good race drivers?
A: Because they’re always in the pole position.
Q: What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
A: Put it on my bill.
Q: Where do penguins go dancing?
A: The snow ball.
Q: Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
A: Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Q: Where does a penguin keep its money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: Why did the penguin cross the road?
A: To go with the floe.
Q: What do penguins have for lunch?
A: Icebergers.
Q: How does a penguin make pancakes?
A: With its flippers.
Q: Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they don’t have any pockets.
Q: What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
A: An eggroll.
Q: What do you call a cold penguin?
A: A Brrr-d.
Q: Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
A: Aunt-Arctica.
Q: What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Q: Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: How do you get down off an penguin?
A: You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Q: What do penguins wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.
Q: What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q: Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
A: Anywhere it wants.
Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together.
Q: What does an evil penguin lay?
A: Deviled eggs.
Q: How do penguins drink?
A: Out of beak-ers.
Q: What do you call a happy penguin?
A: A Pen-Grin!
Q: What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
A: Really lost, because penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere.
Q: What do you give a sick penguin?
A: Tweetment.
Q: What’s black, white and red all over?
A: A penguin with a sunburn.
Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.
Q: What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce.
Q: Why did the penguin cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: Where do penguins go to the movies?
A: To the dive-in.
Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?
A: I don’t know, but don’t try to hug it!
Q: What’s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.
Q: What do Penguins like to eat?
A: Brrrrrrrritos.
Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.
Download your FREE printable penguin jokes.
If you want to do a joke a day with your family, all you need is an 8.5″ x 11″ sheet of paper or cardstock and your printer! You can print these lunchbox notes to leave around the house, surprise your kids with one in their lunch, or just take a laugh break together!
FREE PRINTABLE PENGUIN LUNCHBOX JOKES
If you’re looking for more great jokes during the cold weather months, check out some of our favorite Winter Jokes for Kids. Or if you’re facing a snow day, Snowman Jokes are the perfect way to add some more fun to the day!
We also have January jokes and February jokes with printable pages!
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