Fall Jokes for Children (with Free Printable Jokes!)

Fall is all about traditions when you have a family. Start a new tradition with your kids this year by sharing these fall jokes for kids!

Fall Jokes for Kids

Like all of our jokes, these are clean and kid-friendly so you can share them with your kids without worry! Whether you’re looking for some funny Fall jokes or just need some general funny and festive jokes, check out our favorites!

Q: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
A: Fall.

Q: What did one leaf say to another?
A: I’m falling for you.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.

Q: What did the oak tree say when autumn came around?
A: Leaf me alone.

Q: How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?
A: With your incider voice.

Q: Why do trees try new things so often?
A: Because every autumn, then turn over a new leaf.

Q: What do you call a large, colorful pile of leaves in Australia?
A: The Great Barrier Leaf.

Q: What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
A: Paid leaf.

Q: How do leaves travel from one town to town?
A: With autumn-mobiles.

Q: What’s the slowest way for an ant to get down from a tree?
A: Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.

Q: What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?
A: Disbe-leaf.

Q: Why are trees so care free and easy going?
A: Because every fall, they let loose.

Q: What is the cutest season?
A: Awwtumn.

Q: What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
A: That’s it, I’m leaving.

Q: Why are trees very forgiving?
A: Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

Q: Why do leaves fall from dogwood trees?
A: They’re afraid of the bark.

Q: Why were so many people collecting leaves under the tree?
A: It was poplar tree.

Q: How did the maple leaves and the elm leaves get along?
A: They signed a peace tree-ty.

Q: What looks like half a leaf?
A: The other half.

Q: What’s big, grey and falls from trees in Autumn?
A: An Eleafant.

Q: What’s green and brown and red and yellow and orange?
A: A pile of fall leaves.

Whether you’re looking for jokes that work well for September or October, these autumn jokes will have your whole family laughing together!

Printable Fall Jokes

Download your FREE printable fall jokes.

If you want to do a joke a day with your family, all you need is an 8.5″ x 11″ sheet of paper or cardstock and your printer! You can print these lunchbox notes to leave around the house, surprise your kids with one in their lunch, or just take a laugh break together!

Download Printable Fall Lunchbox Jokes

More Fall Jokes for Kids

If you’re looking for more jokes to share with your kids during autumn, check out our collection of Back to School jokes and our Football Jokes for kids!