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Child-Pleasant Werewolf Jokes for Halloween (Free Printable Jokes)

September 6, 2023
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Happy Halloween! If you’re looking for some fun Halloween jokes that are family friendly, we’ve pulled together this collection of 31 Werewolf Jokes for kids!

Scroll down to the bottom of the post to get FREE printable lunchbox jokes featuring these jokes about werewolves!

Werewolf Jokes for Kids

Q: When do werewolves go trick or treating?
A: Howl-o-ween.

Q: How did the tiny Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
A: Terrier-fied.

Q: What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What do you call a werewolf that uses bad language?
A: A swearwolf

Q: Why don’t werewolves make good dancers?
A: They have two left feet.

Q: What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A: A bud hound.

Q: How do you make a werewolf laugh?
A: Give it a funny bone.

Q: What happens when you cross a werewolf with a cat?
A: You have to get a new cat.

Q: What did the wolfman say when he met his new neighbor?
A: Hey, howl are you?

Q: Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A: A re-tail store.

Q: What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A: A dingo-ling

Q: What time is it when a werewolf sees your dinner?
A: Time to get a new dinner.

Q: What is a werewolf’s favorite band?
A: Meatloaf.

Q: What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff.

Q: What’s a werewolf’s favorite day of the week?
A: Moonday.

Q: Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
A: He got to the funny bone.

More Jokes About Werewolves

Q: What do you call a lycanthrope who gets lost?
A: A where-wolf.

Q: What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A: A pupsicle.

Q: Why did the monster name his werewolf “Frost”?
A: Because Frost-bites.

Q: What did the cowboy say when the werewolf ate his dog?
A: Doggone.

Q: What happened to the wolf who fell into the dishwasher?
A: He became a wash and werewolf.

Q: How do you prevent a werewolf from attacking you?
A: Throw a stick and yell fetch.

Q: How do werewolves eat lunch?
A: They wolf it down.

Q: How do you know that a werewolf has been in your fridge?
A: There are paw prints in the butter.

Q: What happened when the werewolf went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show.

Q: How do you make a werewolf stew?
A: Keep him waiting.

Q: How does a werewolf eat ice cream?
A: With its mouth like everyone else.

Q: What was the werewolf in the butcher’s shop arrested for?
A: Chop-lifting.

Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
A: He got ticks.

Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf’s teeth?
A: Crazy.

Q: Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
A: He had a bone to pick with him.

Printable Werewolf Jokes

Printable Werewolf Jokes

Download your FREE werewolf printable jokes. These work great for putting in your child’s lunchbox during the month of October! 


More Halloween Jokes for Kids

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