Candy & Foolish Valentine's Day Jokes for Children • The Easy Mother or father

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Valentine’s Day Jokes are a must for kids who love to laugh! Valentine’s Day isn’t just about romance, it’s also about spending time with all of the people in our lives that we love — like our kids!

So check out some of our favorite Valentine jokes and riddles and let us know your favorites!

Leave a comment on this post with your favorite funny Valentine jokes!

Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

All of our jokes are kid-friendly and clean. These jokes are perfect for February! You can scroll down to the bottom of the post to get our FREE printable Valentine’s Day Jokes that work great for lunchboxes or “joke of the day” fun!

Q: What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m nuts about you.

Q. What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A. I lava you.

Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
A: Owl be yours.

Q: Did you hear about the man who promised his girlfriend a diamond for Valentine’s Day?
A: He took her to a baseball park.

Q: What did the one sheep say to the other?
A: I love ewe!

Q: And how did the other sheep respond?
A: You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!

Q:  What do you call a ghost’s true love?
A: His ghoul-friend.

Q: Why did the man send his wife’s Valentine through twitter?
A: Because she is his tweetheart.

Q: What did cavemen give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Lots of ughs and kisses.

Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A valentiny.

Q: What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse.

Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you.

Q: What did the pickle say to the other pickle on Valentine’s Day?
A: You mean a great dill to me.

Q: What did the blueberry say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you berry much.

Q: What did the girl bumble bee say to the boy bumble bee on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love bee-ing with you, Honey.

Q: What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a girl?
A: Her-She Kisses.

Q. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A. It gave her a ring!

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: I’m sweet on you.

Q: What did one bee say to the other bee on Valentine’s Day?
A: You are bee-autiful!

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts.

Q. What do bunnies do after they get married?
A. Go on a bunnymoon!

Q. Why do Valentines have hearts on them?
A. Because brains would be pretty gross!

Q: What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re one in a melon!

Q: What kind of flowers should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!

Q: What did one mushroom say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: “There’s so mushroom in my heart for you!”

Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pin cushion!

Q: What’s the most romantic part of a fork?
A: Its Valen-tines.

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What was the thundercloud’s favorite gift to give on Valentine’s Day?
A: A Box of Shocklates.

Printable Valentine’s Day Jokes

If you like to do a joke a day with your family, download our printable Valentine’s Day jokes below! All you need is an 8.5″ x 11″ sheet of paper and you can print these lunchbox notes to make lunchtime special or have fun sharing them with each other as you count down the days to Valentine’s Day!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR FREE PRINTABLE.

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More Jokes for Kids

If you’re looking for more funny jokes that are perfect for this time of year, check out Valentine Knock Knock Jokes!