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50+ Humorous Turkey Jokes for Children • The Easy Guardian

September 13, 2023
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We have loved kid-friendly jokes since the kids were young and as they get older, it’s fun hearing them come up with their own jokes too! This time of year, we’re all about Thanksgiving jokes! Share laughs with your family and these funny Turkey Jokes!

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Turkey Jokes for Kids

If you’re looking for more Thanksgiving jokes, scroll down to the bottom of this post for links to more of our favorite holiday jokes. But these jokes all focus on the classic part of a traditional Thanksgiving meal. I don’t know if the turkey is laughing as much as you and your family will be when you share these Thanksgiving puns and jokes as you reach for seconds!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A: A poultrygeist!

Q: Why was the turkey in jail?
A: Fowl play.

Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.

Q: Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?
A: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: They use fowl language.

Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A: I’ll tell you later.

Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
A: A poul-tree.

Q: Can you season the turkey for me?
A: No! There’s no thyme!

Q: What happened to the turkey who got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
A: Fowl weather!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To show that he wasn’t chicken!

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play

Q: What do space station turkeys say?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: What do you call the feathers on a turkey?
A: Turkey feathers!

Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.

Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break!

Q: What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot!

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course – buildings can’t jump at all.

Q: When do turkeys get nervous?
A: When the calendar turns to November!

Q: How do you make a turkey float?
A: Root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a turkey.

Q: What’s good about crossing a turkey with an octopus?
A: Everyone gets to have a drumstick.

Q: Why did the sweet potatoes get so embarrassed?
A: They saw the turkey dressing!

Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing, Wing!

Q: Why did the band need a turkey?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

Q: How did you send a turkey through the mail?
A: Bird class!

Stuffed turkey made with orange, red, brown, and green fabric

Q: Why didn’t the turkey eat any food?
A: Because he was stuffed!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
A: Exactly where you left it…

Q: What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

Q: How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?
A: They all have keys.

Q: When is turkey soup bad for your health?
A: When you’re the turkey!

Q: What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?
A: A fowl play

Q: Why did the turkey go to see a movie?
A: Because it had Gregory Peck in it.

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!

Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google!

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
A: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

Q: What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock?
A: They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.

Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.

Q: Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving band perform?
A: Somebody ate the drumsticks!

Q: Do turkeys ever make wishes?
A: Yes, they wish that people would find another dish for their Thanksgiving dinner.

Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners.

Q: Did you hear about the turkey who lost a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: What has feathers and webbed feet?
A: Turkey wearing scuba gear.

Q: How can you make a turkey disappear fast?
A: Invite all of your relatives over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes for Kids

Printable Turkey Jokes

Download your FREE printable turkey jokes. These work great for putting in your child’s lunchbox during the month of November!


More Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

Whether you celebrate Thanksgiving with turkey or not, these turkey jokes will keep your family laughing and enjoying your time together. That’s definitely something to be thankful for!

Printable Turkey Jokes

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