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25 Humorous Fifth Grade Jokes to Begin The Day

September 1, 2020
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The final year of elementary school is emotional. As students enjoy the last of these younger years, they may also be concerned and nervous about what lies ahead. Are You Ready for Middle School? Will they make new friends? These types of questions can linger in the back of your mind as the day progresses. Why not brighten up something from this list of 25 fifth grade jokes to add a little humor to the class?

1. How does a vampire start a letter?

Grave may affect it ...

2. What do you call a droid that goes the long way?

R2 detour.

3. How do you keep an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket!

4. What did the limestone tell the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

5. What do you think of this new dinner on the moon?

The food was good, but there really wasn't much atmosphere.

6. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn't born yet.

7. What award did the dentist receive?

A small badge.

8. Which dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

9. How do cucumbers enjoy a day trip?

You enjoy it.

10. Which part of the fish weighs the most?

The scales.

11. Why didn't the koala bear get the job?

They said she was over-koala handcuffed.

12. Who was that owl who did all the tricks?


13. What do you call bears without ears?


14. Where do rocks like to sleep?


15. What did the reporter say about the ice cream?

"What's the bullet?"

16. How do you pay for parking in the square?

A park meteor.

17. How do you keep a bull from attacking?

You pull out the plug!

18. What does a zombie prefer to eat?

Brain food.

19. Why is the math book so unhappy?

Because it's full of problems!

20. Which spelling word is always misspelled?

Not correct!

21. Would you like to hear a Bauwitz?

Sorry, I'm still working on it!

22. What has two legs but cannot walk?

A pant.

23. What did the alien say about the book?

Take me to your reader.

24. Why couldn't the bike get up?

Because it was two tired.

25. Which school supplies are king of the classroom?

A ruler.

What are your favorite fifth grade jokes? Please share in the comments!

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